After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
