There is no way he is gay with that hair.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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