Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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