but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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