The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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