So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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