We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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