That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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