i would punch a child for taco bell
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
