Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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