just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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