STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Porn is love you can see.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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