I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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