im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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