i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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