I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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