maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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