He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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