Please, let me fuck your mom
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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