with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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