So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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