Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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