is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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