You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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