is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's blow job season.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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