Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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