I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
