It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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