Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I wish you could order shots online.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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