The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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