OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
tell your sister to shave her snatch
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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