"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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