ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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