loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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