Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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