I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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