She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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