it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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