If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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