is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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