If that was your dad, he is hot
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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