grandma shit on top of the toilet
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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