so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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