I want to stick my p in your. b.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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