So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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