Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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