two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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