maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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