Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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