There was a lot of him and a little penis
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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