She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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